i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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