Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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