I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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