elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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