Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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