At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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