she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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