I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Non-Jews are for practice
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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