The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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