dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i drank out of a bidet.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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