fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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