office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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