Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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