that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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