That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
