So drunk, too bad you don't want this
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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