margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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