drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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