I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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