No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run