Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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