why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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