omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Randomize