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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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