You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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