The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
So apparently I’m into choking now
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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