i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Text me some of your sweat
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