If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Watching her eat just hurts me
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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