Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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