Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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