called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.