yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it