She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria