Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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