I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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