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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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