i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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