ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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