So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
My penis needs a shock collar
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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