That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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