we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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