shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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