come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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