Your tits are I can't wait for
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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