Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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