i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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