so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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