watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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