She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head