dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.