he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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