Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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