This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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