This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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