Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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