is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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