So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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