i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
the raccoons are back...
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