Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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