He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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